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Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Going viral on WeChat:

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

Trending via Slack:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Spotted on Pinterest:

At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

Breaking via Slack:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Trending via X:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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56 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

87 shares on Twitch this month:

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

75 shares on Slack this month:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Making art is making love to the world.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Going viral on Discord:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Just landed via Twitch:

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

Live now on Reddit:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Making waves on Facebook:

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Shared recently on Discord:

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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