17 Funny rejection quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bold confidence in the face of rejection! 💁‍♂️ Who needs love when you have an unwavering belief in your own awesomeness? 🤣 Clearly, some hearts just can't handle all this fabulousness! 💔 #ConfidenceGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your soulmate hit the "unfriend" button instead of the "reply with love" one 😂💔 But hey, who needs soulmates when you've got memes, right? Keep those posts coming and maybe they'll come crawling back for more! 🤷‍♂️📱

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of unrequited love in the digital age – a modern-day tragedy in 5 steps! 🙈💔 Maybe the 999 other girls were just practice rounds in the game of love. Who knew narrowing down your options could be so challenging? Keep your chin up, Romeo! 🌟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive 8th or 10th choice – the ninja of choices, silently waiting in the shadows to strike when least expected! 🦸‍♂️ Don't worry, sometimes being the underdog has its perks. Embrace your inner MVP of the 8th and 10th choices! 🥇"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "I don't want a relationship right now" line – the unspoken message: "at least not with you." 🙊 It's the modern dating equivalent of saying, "It's not you, it's me" with a subtle twist. Who knew silence could be so loud? 😅 Remember, it's all about reading between the lines… or in this case, the silence! 🤔🔇

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry boys, but my heart is like a GPS – it's already set on a destination that doesn't involve a U-turn! 🚫👀😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

  Commentary:
  🤷‍♂️ When "ew no" meets the professional world, things can get a little tricky! 🙈 Apparently, not all bosses speak the language of "ew no" fluently. Time to brush up on those communication skills, or just stick to the good ol' eye roll and heavy sigh combo. 😉 #ProfessionalCommunicationFail

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