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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

Shared recently on YouTube:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Seen just now on Slack:

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Trending via Pinterest:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Trending via WeChat:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Seen just now on YouTube:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Just landed via TikTok:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Live now on Telegram:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Spotted on Facebook:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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