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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Trending via Twitch:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

Going bananas on Instagram:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Making waves on Slack:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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Trending via Slack:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Spotted on YouTube:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Breaking via Reddit:

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Live now on Instagram:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Trending via Discord:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Breaking via Reddit:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Spotted on Twitch:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Just landed via X:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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