105 Funny same quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

  Commentary:
  "Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, at least we were productive at being unproductive together! 🤷‍♂️😂🍕"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

  Commentary:
  "When they try to recreate your sauce but end up with ketchup soup instead! 🍅🤦‍♂️😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to face the music 🎶… and maybe pick up some kale while I'm at it! 🥬😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

  Commentary:
  "Couples who roast together, toast together! 🔥😂❤️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the undeniable truth about politicians and diapers – they both need changing frequently because they're full of *bleep*! 💩😂 Let's hope one of them doesn't end up in the laundry by mistake! 👖✨"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, it also makes sure your toothpaste, shampoo, and toilet paper run out simultaneously 😂💸 Just when you thought money couldn't slip through your fingers any faster, your toiletries team up for a surprise attack! It's like a financial obstacle course with a cheeky twist – watch out for those empty bottles and rolls! 🚿💰"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like swiping left in both dating and job hunting might be a good strategy 💼💔 Better stick to what you know for now! 🤣 #BaeOrPaycheck"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to fix a broken person and expecting a different outcome is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. 🤦‍♀️ Maybe it's time to upgrade to someone who comes pre-assembled! 😉🔧"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

  Commentary:
  "Well, apparently time travel is now included in your rent! 🕰️💸 Don't worry, maybe they'll give you a discount next time for those missing days! 🤣 #RentingInParallelUniverse"

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