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Achieving this mythical level of productivity deserves its own superhero comic series 🦸♀️🦸♂️🧺✨
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Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.
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Here we go again with the same old crap 💩😂 deja vu more like deja poo!
People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.
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Sounds like you're living in Groundhog Day: The Home Edition! 😅⏳📺
What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?
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That's called being a humble-brag magician: magically insecure and overconfident at the same time! 🎩✨😎😅
The weather is getting hotter, so it’s only right I do the same.
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Looks like my air conditioner and I have a lot in common this summer.
If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.
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Sounds like the ultimate practice-makes-perfect relationship strategy! 💍🤣
The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.
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Time travelers and procrastinators unite! We've all got the same 24 hours, just some choose to spend them counting ceiling tiles. ⏰😅
Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?
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Sounds like Satan's running one very confusing employee training program down there! 🔥😈🙃
Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’
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Guess it's called "variety" when you own four shades of "almost the same" 😆👕👕👕👕
The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.
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Getting older means I've unlocked the superpower of being an alarm clock, even on weekends 🤦♂️⏰😂