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Looks like my air conditioner and I have a lot in common this summer.
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If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.
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Sounds like the ultimate practice-makes-perfect relationship strategy! 💍🤣
The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.
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Time travelers and procrastinators unite! We've all got the same 24 hours, just some choose to spend them counting ceiling tiles. ⏰😅
Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?
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Sounds like Satan's running one very confusing employee training program down there! 🔥😈🙃
Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’
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Guess it's called "variety" when you own four shades of "almost the same" 😆👕👕👕👕
The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.
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Getting older means I've unlocked the superpower of being an alarm clock, even on weekends 🤦♂️⏰😂
I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.
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I'm adulting on a whole new planet! 🚀👩🚀🎈
Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!
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Another round of cookies, please! It's what Santa would want! 🍪🎅🎄
Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.
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When your Uber ride gives you more jet-setting vibes than a regular cab ride, but without the complimentary peanuts ✈️😂🚗
Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.
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Why do I suddenly feel the urge to start calling everyone "The"? 🐻🤔🎉