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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Posted onMay 20, 2026

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

Posted onMay 20, 2026

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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