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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

Making waves on Reddit:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Reported on Twitch:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Breaking via Pinterest:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Just shared via Facebook:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

Going viral on Twitch:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Reported on Slack:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Going viral on Messenger:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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