61 Funny saw quotes

• As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

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  2 weeks ago

  cheating, childhood, Christmas, claus, family, humor, i, kid, kissing, misunderstanding, mommy, Santa, Santa Claus, saw, song, thought, understand

• My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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  3 weeks ago

  asked, call, called, fox, humor, i, joke, me, misunderstanding, phone, phone call, saw, tell, wife, work

• I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

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  1 month ago

  ad, bed, called, dog, dog bed, dog owner, dogs, humor, i, owner, pet, pet bed, pet humor, pet owner, saw, ultimate, ultimate bed

• Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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  2 months ago

  appointment, chores, cleaning, dentist, dentist appointment, humor, i, kitchen, laundry, making, plant, procrastination, saw, watered

• I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, came, humor, i, moment, saw, situation, social, social situation

• Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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  2 months ago

  acting, animal, animal prank, big, closet, clothes, clothing, costume, crawl, humor, impersonation, insect, last, me, night, prank, saw, spider, trying, wardrobe

• The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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  2 months ago

  away, behavior, coming, early, early invention, fear, history, human, human behavior, innovation, invention, people, progress, ran, reaction, saw, surprise, time, train, transportation

• I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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  2 months ago

  2012, culture, end, ending, gangnam, Gangnam Style, gold, humor, i, internet, internet joke, joke, just, meme, pop, pop culture, Psy, reason, satire, saw, say, someone, style, TikTok, turned, world, world ending

• Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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  2 months ago

  80s, day, humor, jewelry, just, laying, piece, rest, sarcasm, saw, vintage

• The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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  2 months ago

  28, 28 Days, apocalypse, Britain, comedy, days, exist, handle, hilarious, humor, idea, independence, international, own, rest, satire, saw, series, world, zombie

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