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Funny saw quotes 🪚😂 are the unexpected gems that add a twist of humor to woodworking! Whether you’re a seasoned carpenter or just love a good pun, these witty snippets bring laughter to the sawdust-covered world of DIY adventures. From cunning wordplay to laugh-out-loud observations, they make even the most tedious tasks a little more amusing. Dive into the hilarity and let these quotes saw through your gloom with a smile! 😄🔨 #WoodworkingHumor #SawLaughs

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

1 week ago1 week ago

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

2 months ago2 months ago

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

2 months ago2 months ago

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

2 months ago2 months ago

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

2 months ago2 months ago

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

3 months ago3 months ago

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

3 months ago3 months ago

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

3 months ago3 months ago

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

3 months ago3 months ago

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

3 months ago3 months ago

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

4 months ago4 months ago

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

4 months ago4 months ago

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

5 months ago5 months ago

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

5 months ago5 months ago

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

5 months ago5 months ago

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

5 months ago5 months ago

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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