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38 Funny saw quotes

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

2 months ago

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

3 months ago

God saw you do that.

3 months ago

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

3 months ago

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

3 months ago

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

3 months ago

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

3 months ago

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

3 months ago

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

3 months ago

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

3 months ago

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

3 months ago

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

3 months ago

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

3 months ago

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

3 months ago

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

3 months ago

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

3 months ago

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

3 months ago

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

3 months ago

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

3 months ago

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

3 months ago