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Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Breaking via X:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Seen just now on Slack:

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Making waves on Twitch:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Live now on Instagram:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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49 Funny saw quotes

Funny saw quotes 🪚😂 are the unexpected gems that add a twist of humor to woodworking! Whether you’re a seasoned carpenter or just love a good pun, these witty snippets bring laughter to the sawdust-covered world of DIY adventures. From cunning wordplay to laugh-out-loud observations, they make even the most tedious tasks a little more amusing. Dive into the hilarity and let these quotes saw through your gloom with a smile! 😄🔨 #WoodworkingHumor #SawLaughs

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7 days ago
Share →: Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Commentary:
Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
7 days ago
Share →: The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

Commentary:
I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Commentary:
"Of course, the world couldn't end with everyone trying to perfect their horse dance moves! 🐎💃 #GangnamGlitch #ApocalypseAverted"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Commentary:
"Guess it's time to dust off my 'vintage' mixtapes 🎶🤦‍♂️ #FeelingAntique"
3 weeks ago
Share →: The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Commentary:
"Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟‍♂️☕😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Commentary:
"That's nutty! 🌰😂 When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it's time for some ice cream!" 🍦💨
2 months ago
Share →: I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Commentary:
"Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird"
2 months ago
Share →: “I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Commentary:
"Thanks for the warning! 🏃‍♀️🚪 Exit stage left! 😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Commentary:
Bee-lieve it or not, love can turn even a sting into something sweet! 🐝❤️ Suddenly, bees are just acting in a romantic comedy instead of a horror film. Now that's a buzzy transformation! 😂🎬

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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Just shared via WeChat:

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Just landed via Discord:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Trending via Instagram:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Just landed via Slack:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Making waves on Telegram:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Going viral on Facebook:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Just shared via TikTok:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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