Commentary:
Spreading awkwardness like confetti at a party! 🎉🤦♂️🕺
64 Funny saw quotes
Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.
Commentary:
Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.
Commentary:
I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂
I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.
Commentary:
"Of course, the world couldn't end with everyone trying to perfect their horse dance moves! 🐎💃 #GangnamGlitch #ApocalypseAverted"
Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.
Commentary:
"Guess it's time to dust off my 'vintage' mixtapes 🎶🤦♂️ #FeelingAntique"
The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”
Commentary:
"Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟♂️☕😂"
I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.
Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂"
It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.
Commentary:
"That's nutty! 🌰😂 When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it's time for some ice cream!" 🍦💨
I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!
Commentary:
"Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird"
“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.
Commentary:
"Thanks for the warning! 🏃♀️🚪 Exit stage left! 😂"