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62 Funny saw quotes

Funny saw quotes 🪚😂 are the unexpected gems that add a twist of humor to woodworking! Whether you’re a seasoned carpenter or just love a good pun, these witty snippets bring laughter to the sawdust-covered world of DIY adventures. From cunning wordplay to laugh-out-loud observations, they make even the most tedious tasks a little more amusing. Dive into the hilarity and let these quotes saw through your gloom with a smile! 😄🔨 #WoodworkingHumor #SawLaughs

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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