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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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Making waves on Telegram:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Just shared via Discord:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Going viral on X:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Just landed via YouTube:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Making waves on Discord:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Just landed via TikTok:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Just landed via Facebook:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

They expect me to work at work.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Making waves on Twitch:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Making waves on Twitch:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Reported on Facebook:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Trending via Telegram:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Trending via Messenger:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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