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People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Going viral on Slack:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Live now on Discord:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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