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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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Share →: There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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I can't wait to see the 100m sprint where athletes teleport to the finish line! 🚀😂
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Share →: They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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Smoking without the smoke? Count me in for luminous lunges! 🌟🚬💨
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Share →: Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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Imagine everyone walking around with rainbow eyes from allergy season! 🌈👀😆
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Share →: My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

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Facing my fears like a true warrior, one notification at a time! 📱😅🛡️
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Share →: By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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Looks like my addiction to procrastination is right on track! 😅🛋️⏰
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Share →: The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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Spreddit like wildfire! 🔥📲😂
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Share →: I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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That's one way to keep us practicing our discovery skills! 📺🔍🤣
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Share →: We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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I'm feeling way too great to be productive today 😄🌞 Calling in for a spontaneous day of self-care and laughter! 🎉✌️
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Share →: They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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When in doubt, let’s just rename cereal "gourmet crunch" and call it a night! 🥣😋✨
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Share →: They should invent crushes that like you back.

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When I try that, it's called Wi-Fi! 📶😂💘

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

I keep my mind active by worrying.

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