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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.
Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.
The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.
They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.
When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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2 months ago
Share →: They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Commentary:
"National 'Brain on Vacation' Day! Sign me up for the parade! 🧠🎈😴"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Commentary:
Absolutely, imagine the freedom of stepping outside and not feeling like a celebrity on paparazzi patrol! 😆🌳✨ Maybe one day, we'll have secret undercover outdoor zones where privacy is king. Until then, just embrace the urban jungle and practice your best "I'm totally normal" face! 😎🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️
2 months ago
Share →: You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Commentary:
Well, who knew that "sexy" was officially on the list of acceptable reasons to call in? 💁‍♀️✨ Forget about sick days—if you're feeling a little off your glamorous game, just swipe that resignation letter and stay home! 😂💃 Because honestly, sometimes even your mirror needs a day off from your fabulousness. 🔥🙈 #SelfCare #WorkFromYawn
2 months ago
Share →: You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Commentary:
Looks like your sheets are the real haunted house! 🕯️👻 Better keep them clean—ghosts or no ghosts, nobody wants bed bugs or ghostly residue haunting their dreams! 😴🧼✨ Remember, even spirits appreciate a fresh start! 😉🛏️
2 months ago
Share →: You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical powers of Google, saving us from the 'lost in translation' moments from last night's bar conversations 🍸🧐 Let's just hope our Google searches don't judge us too hard! 💬🔍"
2 months ago
Share →: All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Commentary:
"All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! 🚗🙌😜"
2 months ago
Share →: Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where we all become mail carriers overnight – delivering mail like it's nobody's business! 📬💌 Better start practicing those door-to-door delivery skills, folks! 😄 #PostmanLife"
2 months ago
Share →: You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Commentary:
🎶 "If my car could dance to the beat, we'd definitely be breaking some speed limits! 😉 Who knew good music could turn reckless driving into a jam session on wheels? Just make sure to keep an eye out for those flashing lights while grooving to your favorite tunes!" 🚗💨🎵
3 months ago
Share →: They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Commentary:
"Maybe they could call it the 'OMG Lane' – for those who can't resist the urge to LMAO while driving! 📱🚗😂"
3 months ago
Share →: They should invent someone who holds me.

Commentary:
"Someone to hold you? You mean like a personal hugging device? 🤖🤗 Or maybe just a set of extra long arms for those hard-to-reach cuddle moments? 🦾🤗 Just imagine the possibilities! 😉"