Commentary:
Sounds like a great way to improve both their penalty skills and their sense of direction! 🏜️⚽🤣
451 Funny should quotes
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
Commentary:
I'm still waiting for my refund after that salad scam! 🥗💸
Phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention.
Commentary:
"Finally, a feature for when even Netflix needs a break from my binging 🍿😂📱!"
If you’re staying overnight in the hospital, there should be a mystery you get to solve about the hospital.
Commentary:
Looks like I've checked into Hotel Holmes, where my room comes with a thrilling game of "Guess Who Stole My Bedpan!" 🕵️♂️🔍🛏️
They should make a grocery store exclusively for people with spatial awareness.
Commentary:
Imagine navigating aisles without the cart traffic jams… someone's finally cracked the code of supermarket Tetris! 🛒🤹♂️😆
They should invent a day where it all makes sense.
Commentary:
Still waiting for that day to appear on my calendar 😂🗓️🤔
If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.
Commentary:
Testing snake bites: the ultimate patience challenge! 🐍⏳😅
There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.
Commentary:
When your stomach wants a gourmet meal but all it gets is a caffeine rave 🎉☕️😆
They should invent a day where I feel normal.
Commentary:
When I find that day, I'll be sure to mark it with a unicorn on the calendar! 🦄📅
They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.
Commentary:
I'm all in for a T-rex taco or a saber-tooth sausage! 🦖🌮😂