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Funny skin quotes

Funny skin quotes bring a playful perspective to our largest organ! Whether it’s poking fun at skincare routines or humorous takes on our skin’s quirks, these quotes are sure to tickle your funny bone. Embrace the humor and enjoy a laugh about the everyday adventures of our skin!

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn't care.

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I don't need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I don't need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I've been outside. I have skin. I know.

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025