Funny skin quotes

Funny Quotes About skin

• Skin: because going around without it is just creepy.
• Skin care routine: applying moisturizer and hoping for the best.
• I'm comfortable in my own skin. Probably because it's the only one I have.
• My skin is like a needy cat - it's always demanding attention.
• I like my skincare products like I like my coffee: strong enough to wake up my skin.
• Taking off your makeup at the end of the day is like shedding your skin and becoming a new person.
• Why do we say "thick skin" as a compliment? Thin-skinned people need love too.
• Worrying gives you wrinkles, so either stop worrying or invest in a good anti-aging cream.
• I'm not saying my skin is flaky, but I could probably pass for a pastry on some days.
• If only I could sell my skin on eBay, I'd make a fortune in exfoliated epidermis.
• Exfoliating is like giving your skin a pep talk: "Come on, you can do this! Shed that dead skin like a warrior!"
• I've never met a skincare product I didn't want to try. I guess you could say I have commitment issues with my serums.
• My skin is a work in progress. Right now, it's more like a rough draft.
• I like to think of my pores as the doors to my face - they open for good skincare products and close on negativity.
• My skincare routine is a delicate balance between "I woke up like this" and "I woke up like this but better."
• I'm not saying I'm obsessed with skincare, but my face has more steps than a dance routine.
• My skin is like a fine wine: it gets better with age, but too much sun exposure spoils it.
• Moisturizer is like a hug for your skin. Give yourself a little love every day.
• I'm not saying I have expensive taste, but my skincare routine costs more than my monthly groceries.
• You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new skincare product instead of a new toy.

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