Funny skin quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

  Commentary:
  "Living with the 'rare skin disease' called perfect must be rough… I mean, who wouldn't want flawless skin all day, every day? 💁‍♂️✨ Just remember, imperfections make us unique and interesting. Embrace the quirks, darling! 😉🌟"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your skin is the ultimate rebel, totally unfazed by your diligent skincare routine! 😂🤷‍♀️ Who needs soft skin when you can have an attitude, right? Keep pampering that sassy skin of yours, maybe one day it'll decide to play nice! 😜✨ #SkincareStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

  Commentary:
  🍷💄 When Dry January hits differently… It's all fun and games until you realize your lips and skin are the only ones sticking to the resolution! 😂💋 #DryJanuaryGoneWrong

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

  Commentary:
  🌵 "I don't need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns." 🌍

  Well said! Who needs a thick skin when you can just trim back those prickly thorns, right? Maybe we should send a memo to Mother Nature to work on her landscaping skills! 😉🌿 #ThornsBeGone

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that a simple pair of leggings had the power to challenge our perception of legality and skin tone! 🤔😂 Let's just hope the fashion police don't catch wind of this scandalous trend! 🚨👮‍♂️ #LeggingsGate"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, because nothing says summer like being constantly reminded that you might melt into a puddle of sweat. 🌞😅 Perhaps next they'll send you a notification about the dangers of standing too close to the sun on a hot day. Stay cool out there, skin warrior! 💪😎"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to judge based on superficial criteria when you can simply judge people for their bad behavior? It's like skipping the appetizer and going straight for the main course of judgment! 🙅‍♂️🌈 Just say no to discrimination and yes to calling out bad behavior wherever you see it! 💁‍♀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your skin is ready to give the most captivating presentation of the year! 💁‍♂️💼✨ Who knew dry skin could be so professional? Maybe it's time to moisturize and upgrade from PowerPoint to a TED talk! 💻🌟 #DrySkinGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs eternal life when you've got fat cells in the mix? 🤣🍔 Embracing the circle of life, one snack at a time! 💁‍♂️ #FatCellsForever"

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