Funny smart house quotes

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.