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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

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🚨🍳 When the smoke alarm acts as your personal chef and declares dinner is served! "According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready" – because who needs timers when you have a culinary connoisseur like that, right? Just make sure it's not too *smokin'* hot! 🔥😂

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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