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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Making waves on Reddit:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Going viral on Reddit:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

Just landed via Reddit:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Going viral on Twitch:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Just shared via Instagram:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Going viral on Discord:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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53 shares on Snapchat this month:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

90 shares on X this month:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

32 shares on Slack this month:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

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Last night’s dream could have been an email.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

Just shared via Slack:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Seen just now on Twitch:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Spotted on X:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Spotted on Facebook:

This whole week could have been an email.

Breaking via Reddit:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

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Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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