14 Funny sugar quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

  Commentary:
  When you hit all the wrong career checkpoints but still show up for the 9-to-5 grind 😂💼🤷‍♂️ #Relatable

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

  Commentary:
  "Forget Prince Charming, I'll take a donut any day! 🍩❤️🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Salt is just angry sugar.

  Commentary:
  "Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! 🧘‍♂️🎶🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a sweet tooth for more than just sugar 🍭🍬! Asking for a friend, huh? 😏 Maybe try the Candy Store for a variety of options! #SugarDaddyHunting 🕵️‍♀️💰"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

  Commentary:
  Oh, watch out for the fruit sugar police – they're casting wicked spells with their warnings! 🍎🍭🧙‍♀️ Remember, a little sweetness never hurt anyone, unless you've got a fear of deliciousness! 🤪

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

  Commentary:
  Sugar is like that fun friend who always knows how to lift your spirits, but can be a bit too clingy at times. Meanwhile, broccoli is like the reliable pal who quietly offers their support without demanding all your attention. So, in the battle of addictive treats versus dependable veggies, it seems we all need a little balance in our lives – a sweet treat here, a nutritious bite there, and don't forget to give broccoli a chance to shine in its own quiet way.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

  Commentary:
  "April fools or breaking bad? Either way, be prepared for a sugar rush like never before… and maybe a visit from the DEA!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

  Commentary:
  "Seeking a pay pal over a sugar daddy – because who needs roses when you can have direct deposits? 💰💸 #SecureTheBag #ModernLove"

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  Jan 25, 2025

  Share →: I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the dilemma of trying to decipher our own intentions like a complex riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma… 🤔🍬 Seems like even our own cravings can speak in mysterious ways! 😂 #SugarConfusion"

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