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Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

1 month ago1 month ago

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

2 months ago

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

2 months ago

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

2 months ago

Salt is just angry sugar.

2 months ago

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

2 months ago

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

2 months ago

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

2 months ago

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

2 months ago

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

2 months ago

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

2 months ago

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

2 months ago

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

2 months ago

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

2 months ago

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

2 months ago