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Funny sugar quotes

Funny sugar quotes sprinkle a little sweetness and humor into your day! 🍬😂 From playful jabs about sugar highs to witty remarks about our favorite sweetener, these quotes add a touch of fun to the sugary side of life. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the lighter side of life’s sweetest indulgence! 😄🍭

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

2 weeks ago

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

1 month ago

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

1 month ago

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

3 months ago

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

3 months ago

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

3 months ago

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

3 months ago

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

3 months ago

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

3 months ago