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Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m ready to try another planet.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

Going viral on X:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Going bananas on Slack:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

Just shared via Facebook:

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Trending via TikTok:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Spotted on Twitch:

Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so.

Just shared via Facebook:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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35 shares on WeChat this month:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

31 shares on Twitch this month:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

33 shares on Slack this month:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Single, not sure how to mingle.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Just shared via Telegram:

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Spotted on YouTube:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

Going viral on Facebook:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

Going viral on Discord:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Spotted on Pinterest:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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