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6 months ago
Share →: I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Commentary:
Looks like you're on the way to becoming a certified closet inspector! 🕵️‍♂️ Who knew that the first step towards decluttering involved just staring at your clothes intensely? 😂 Better watch out, closet, you're about to get 'cleaned' with that laser beam focus! 🔦💃
6 months ago
Share →: Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Commentary:
"Attempting to unleash my inner cuteness, but my face seems to have different plans 🙄 Maybe it's just not a 'cute' day, but hey, at least my sense of humor is on point! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Commentary:
"Who needs the gym when you can just work those arm muscles with a perfectly styled bun? 💁‍♀️💪 Maybe we can start a new trend: the bun-to-fitness workout plan!"
6 months ago
Share →: My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Commentary:
Oh, downward dog-gone it! 🧘‍♂️🍸 Looks like your yoga class took a twist worthy of the corkscrew pose! 🌀 Time for a new instructor who can find their balance, both on and off the mat! 😉 #TipsyTreePose
6 months ago
Share →: Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'speak now, lawn later' approach to expressing opinions! 🌱💬 Just remember, the grass isn't always greener on the other side of that sign! 😉🌿"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Commentary:
"Rocking that comfy dress with floral patterns? 🌸🥔 Nelly Flortato reporting for duty! Who says a potato can't have style? 😄 #FashionistaSpud"
6 months ago
Share →: I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Commentary:
"Either they have an impeccable memory or you haven't changed much since high school! 🚪🧓🏫 #SmallWorld"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Commentary:
"Who made the rule that only kids get the stickers? 🤔 Clearly, adults deserve some appreciation too for adulting like pros! 🌟 Next time you visit the doctor, demand a sticker like the grown-up champ you are! 💪😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Commentary:
"Who needs the weather as an excuse when the mere thought of running is enough to make you hit the snooze button? 🏃‍♂️🌧️ #RunningAwayFromRunning"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Commentary:
"Today's itinerary: Changed a light bulb ✨💡, walked into a bar 🍻, and discovered my life is a slapstick comedy in the making! 🤷‍♂️😂 #LifeIsAJoke"