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Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Spotted on YouTube:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Going bananas on Twitch:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

Going bananas on Threads:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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You can’t ’48 Laws of Power’ me.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

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Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Making waves on Twitch:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Just landed via Instagram:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Breaking via Slack:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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