Funny tummy slap quotes

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?