90 Funny Twitter quotes

• Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

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  17 hours ago

  deleting, deletion, education, focus, humor, media, procrastination, social, social media, student, Twitter, university

• Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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  5 days ago

  behavior, gone, humor, introvert, media, online, online behavior, social, social media, Twitter, wild

• They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

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  7 days ago

  app, experience, frustration, invent, invention, media, refresh, should, social, social media, technology, timeline, Twitter, user, user experience, where

• No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

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  2 weeks ago

  asking, celebrity, ChatGPT, gallagher, humor, i, liam, Liam Gallagher, me, media, social, social media, thanks, Twitter

• Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, back, break, comeback, figure, health, humor, ID, irony, media, mental, mental health, ruin, self-deprecation, social, social media, Twitter

• Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

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  1 month ago

  actually, app, behavior, happen, humor, media, monetization, money, online, online behavior, rage bait, ragebaiting, social, social media, thing, Twitter, worst

• Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

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  1 month ago

  app, cause, different, media, multitasking, music, only, playing, social, social media, Twitter, while

• Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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  2 months ago

  back, before, bring, button, experience, feature, feature request, humor, i, just, media, needs, read, refresh, refreshed, request, social, social media, starting, technology, tweet, Twitter, user, user experience

• The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, best, forever, humor, media, observer, online, online behavior, social, social media, Twitter

• Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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  2 months ago

  dating, hospital, humor, mental, mental hospital, relationship, someone, spouse, Twitter

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