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Funny Twitter quotes

Jun 14
Share →: Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.
Oct 25
Share →: Twitter is an abusement park.
Oct 20
Share →: A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.
Oct 19
Share →: Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.
Oct 17
Share →: If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.
Oct 9
Share →: Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.
Oct 3
Share →: Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.
Sep 30
Share →: I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.
Sep 28
Share →: Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.
Sep 28
Share →: Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.