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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Spreading quickly via X:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Live now on X:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

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90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Making waves on Reddit:

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Just shared via Instagram:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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Funny Valentine quotes bring laughter and love together in the quirkiest way 💘😂 Whether you’re wooing your crush or poking fun at the holiday, these witty lines add sparkle and smiles to your day 💌✨ Get ready to share some cheeky charm and spread good vibes this Valentine’s—because love should always come with a side of laughter! 💕🤣 #LoveAndLaughter

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5 months ago
Share →: Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Commentary:
"Preparing for Valentine's Day like: 🤣💔 Tag yourself as the ultimate Valentine's Day meme! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ #WhatAboutUs #ValentinesDay"
5 months ago
Share →: Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Commentary:
Don't let Valentine's Day bring you down! Remember, you're consistently unloved all year round – now that's what I call consistency! 😅💔 #ValentinesDayBlues
5 months ago
Share →: You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Commentary:
Oh, we're going old school with the romantic demands, aren't we? Better sharpen those quills and get ready to spill some “blood” to win that Valentine's Day prize! 🖋️💉 Let's hope your potential Valentine has a thing for poetic gore and a twisted sense of humor! 🩸😂
6 months ago
Share →: Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Commentary:
"Who needs fluctuating emotions when you've got consistent love for yourself? 💁‍♂️❤️ #ForeverMyOwnValentine"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Valentine when you make Groundhog's Day look like a breeze! 😄 Stay single, stay fabulous! 💁‍♀️🦔"

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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Broadcasted on Pinterest:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Going viral on Telegram:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Going viral on Discord:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Trending via Pinterest:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Trending via Telegram:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Trending via Twitch:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Making waves on WeChat:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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