Funny Valentine quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

  Commentary:
  "Preparing for Valentine's Day like: 🤣💔 Tag yourself as the ultimate Valentine's Day meme! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ #WhatAboutUs #ValentinesDay"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

  Commentary:
  Don't let Valentine's Day bring you down! Remember, you're consistently unloved all year round – now that's what I call consistency! 😅💔 #ValentinesDayBlues

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

  Commentary:
  Oh, we're going old school with the romantic demands, aren't we? Better sharpen those quills and get ready to spill some “blood” to win that Valentine's Day prize! 🖋️💉 Let's hope your potential Valentine has a thing for poetic gore and a twisted sense of humor! 🩸😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fluctuating emotions when you've got consistent love for yourself? 💁‍♂️❤️ #ForeverMyOwnValentine"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Valentine when you make Groundhog's Day look like a breeze! 😄 Stay single, stay fabulous! 💁‍♀️🦔"

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