Funny Valentine quotes

Funny Valentine quotes bring laughter and love together in the quirkiest way 💘😂 Whether you’re wooing your crush or poking fun at the holiday, these witty lines add sparkle and smiles to your day 💌✨ Get ready to share some cheeky charm and spread good vibes this Valentine’s—because love should always come with a side of laughter! 💕🤣 #LoveAndLaughter

Funny Valentine quotes - Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Don't let Valentine's Day bring you down! Remember, you're consistently unloved all year round – now that's what I call consistency! 😅💔 #ValentinesDayBlues

Funny Valentine quotes - You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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Oh, we're going old school with the romantic demands, aren't we? Better sharpen those quills and get ready to spill some “blood” to win that Valentine's Day prize! 🖋️💉 Let's hope your potential Valentine has a thing for poetic gore and a twisted sense of humor! 🩸😂