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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

3 months ago

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

3 months ago

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

3 months ago

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

3 months ago

Wake me when AI does housework.

3 months ago

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

3 months ago

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

3 months ago

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

3 months ago

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

3 months ago

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

3 months ago

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

3 months ago

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

3 months ago

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

3 months ago

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

3 months ago

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

3 months ago

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

3 months ago

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

3 months ago

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

3 months ago

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

3 months ago

Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

3 months ago