87 Funny wake quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to all the yawning champions out there! 😴☕️ Let's hope coffee can fix what sleep didn't! 😂💤"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'Mother’s Day breakfast surprise'—where the surprise is that she still has to make it! 😅🍳🌷"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that my body can multitask: sleep and be at work simultaneously! 💤😅 #SleepWorkBalance"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

  Commentary:
  "When you say 'Hey!' but really mean 'Zzz…'" 😴😂👍

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your schedule is playing a game of reverse psychology on you! 😂🛌☀️ Maybe you're just trying to keep life interesting—flip the script and see what happens! Or perhaps your sleep cycle is on its own midnight adventure. Either way, you're living proof that mornings and nights don’t always follow the rules! 😴➡️🌙

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

  Commentary:
  Well, who wouldn't scream if they were suddenly plucked from their cozy nest and expected to lay an egg every day? 🐔🥚 Maybe they're just trying to get their morning squawk-ee in! 🤪 #ChickensBeforeCoffee

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mysterious allure of the pre-dawn kitchen table…where dads go to contemplate the meaning of life (or maybe just figure out how many cups of coffee it takes to function). ☕️🤔 Rise and shine, it's time for some quality early morning pondering!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs caffeine when you have a hotline to the morning show! ☕️📻 Rise and shine, it's time to dial in the day with some witty banter and questionable prizes! #MorningChampions"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

  Commentary:
  "When life's all rainbows and unicorns, and then reality hits you like a Monday morning alarm clock ⏰🦄 #PlotTwist"

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