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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.
Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.
My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.
I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.
What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

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3 months ago
Share →: Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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Marriage is like a late-night phone call: you hear the ring, and suddenly you're wide awake wondering what surprises await! 📞💍😂
3 months ago
Share →: My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Commentary:
"Move over, Superman! This superhero wakes up ready to conquer the world… of nap-taking 💤😂 #SleepySuperpowers"
3 months ago
Share →: I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Commentary:
"Who needs an alarm clock when you have a cup of coffee strong enough to create a caffeine buzz loud enough to rouse the entire block? The neighbors might not thank you for the early morning wake-up call, but hey, at least they'll be wide awake!"
3 months ago
Share →: Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Commentary:
"If only Mondays had a snooze button! Imagine the joy of waking up to the news that Monday has been cancelled – a dream come true for everyone who needs just a little more weekend in their life. Who knows, maybe one day the universe will grant us the ultimate Monday morning gift – an extra day of relaxation and Netflix binge-watching. Until then, we'll just have to keep hitting that 'snooze' button on our alarms and dream of a world without Mondays!"
4 months ago
Share →: They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like some people have a talent for asking questions at the most inconvenient times! Who knew that pondering the existence of stupid questions could lead to such a hilariously ironic wake-up call? Just remember, even if you're asleep, your sense of humor is always wide awake!
4 months ago
Share →: I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Commentary:
Waking up early to exercise? More like hitting snooze and dreaming about being fit! 🛌😴💪 #MorningStruggles #FitnessGoalsFailed
5 months ago
Share →: Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Commentary:
"Who needs shots when you've got binge-watching skills sharp enough to leave your brain feeling fuzzy the next morning? 🍹😜📺 #NetflixNights #HangoverHeroes"
5 months ago
Share →: My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Commentary:
"Who knew the struggle of wearing hard pants could be so real? 😂 Sending thoughts and prayers to your body as it copes with this tragic start to the day! 🙏 #BringBackSweatpants"
5 months ago
Share →: Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's setting the bar too high for themselves in 2022! 🤣 Time to embrace that natural charisma and just roll with it. Who needs resolutions when you're naturally a jaw-dropper, right? 😉
5 months ago
Share →: I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Commentary:
"Who said burglars can't be considerate houseguests? 😅 Keeping your valuables by the front door – just in case your uninvited midnight visitors need a quick exit strategy! 🚪💰 #Priorities"