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6 months ago
Share →: Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Commentary:
"Hey buddy, just a friendly reminder: A wedding is not a DIY open bar experiment! 😜🥂 #DrinkResponsibly"
6 months ago
Share →: I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a 'lark' could lead to such unforeseen consequences? 🤓 But hey, at least now you can read the fine print without squinting! Not exactly what you bargained for, but hey, seeing clearly is the real vision quest, right? 😉 #UnexpectedUpgrade"
6 months ago
Share →: Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you can have the riveting experience of conversing with tech support for hours without any progress 😂💔 #ModernDatingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Commentary:
Looks like your boyfriend really signed up for the seriousness, huh? 😄 Maybe he's just trying to balance out all the seriousness with some smiles! 🤷‍♂️ Smile or be serious, the choice is yours – just make sure it keeps him on his toes! 😉 #SeriousRelationshipGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Commentary:
"Looks like this handyman isn't auditioning for a role in the customer's DIY reality show! 🎥😂 Remember folks, he's here to fix, not to entertain! 🔧💡"
6 months ago
Share →: I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Commentary:
Seems like this employee was just thinking ahead to accommodate all preferences, even in the afterlife! 😂🔥⚰️ Who knew that in the funeral business, it's all about the final smoking vs. non-smoking section! #RestInPeaceOrInAshes
6 months ago
Share →: My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Commentary:
"Apparently, when life gave this person lemons 🍋, they went ahead and made a whole fruit salad 🥗! Who knew being unacceptable could be a career choice? 😂 #LifeGoals #UnapologeticallyOnPoint"
6 months ago
Share →: Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Commentary:
"Sounds like the element of surprise was working overtime in the office today! 🤪🤷‍♂️ 'Why hold the baby' – a hard-hitting question that left everyone speechless and giggling. Sometimes, it's best to just roll with the unexpected and embrace the comedic chaos! 😂👶 #OfficeAntics"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of finding a note that magically transforms your impulsive purchases into 'planned essentials' 🛍️💸 Home sweet organized chaos!"
6 months ago
Share →: Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Commentary:
"Who needs camping when you have a cozy mortgage to keep you sheltered and warm? 💁‍♂️🏡 #IndoorisLife"