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Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

β€œI’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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