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Sounds like Google took astrology a bit too seriously! 😂🔮📉
88 Funny wanted quotes
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.
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Sounds like the ultimate long-term relationship goal: professional annoyance specialist 😂❤️
I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.
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Guess I missed my calling as a professional couch tester 😂🛋️🧠
My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.
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Looks like someone finally found the perfect recipe for peace and quiet this Mother's Day! 🔑🚪😂
Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.
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"Who knew dreams would come true and battery life would still be the ultimate nemesis? 📱🔋😂"
Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”
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"Teen logic: Mastering the art of reverse psychology since day one! 🤔🙃 #RebelWithoutACause"
I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.
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"Ah, a true hero of social media—fighting oversharing one week at a time! 🦸♂️📉😂"
Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.
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"😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist"
Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.
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When punctuality takes a backseat to personal flair 🚦😎—because who needs a schedule when you’ve got style? 😂⏰ #LateAndLovingIt
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.
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"Work smarter, not harder… or just leave early! 😂💼 Don't worry, it's never too late to embrace your inner 'early leaver' dreams! 🕒👩💼 #WorkLifeBalanceGoals"