Weddings should have a worst man.

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because โ€œitโ€™s your first marriageโ€ is not the right thing to say.

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Iโ€™m best man at my buddyโ€™s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with โ€œWelcome back everyoneโ€?

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying โ€œI think itโ€™s so brave that youโ€™re hereโ€.

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who canโ€™t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Lifting my wifeโ€™s wedding veil and finding out sheโ€™s Darth Maul.

Headed to a wedding but my wife said Iโ€™m not allowed to refer to the bride as โ€˜the veiled threat.โ€™

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Everyone is all โ€œlove is patientโ€ during the wedding, but when thereโ€™s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, โ€œit shouldโ€™ve been youโ€