Funny quotes wedding

34 Funny wedding quotes

Funny wedding quotes bring a playful twist to the celebration of love and marriage! 💍😂 From witty remarks about wedding planning to humorous takes on the ups and downs of tying the knot, these quotes capture the joy and laughter of saying “I do.” Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun side of weddings! 😄🎉

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

2 weeks ago

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

1 month ago

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

1 month ago

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

1 month ago

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

2 months ago

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

2 months ago

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

3 months ago

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

3 months ago

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

3 months ago

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

3 months ago

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

3 months ago

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

3 months ago

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

3 months ago

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

3 months ago

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

3 months ago

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

3 months ago

Weddings should have a worst man.

3 months ago

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

3 months ago

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

3 months ago

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

3 months ago