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Funny wedding quotes

May 7
Share →: Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.
Sep 30
Share →: This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.
Sep 23
Share →: My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.
Sep 22
Share →: Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.
Sep 22
Share →: Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’
Sep 22
Share →: The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.
Sep 22
Share →: Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.
Sep 22
Share →: A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”