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Funny wedding quotes bring a playful twist to the celebration of love and marriage! 💍😂 From witty remarks about wedding planning to humorous takes on the ups and downs of tying the knot, these quotes capture the joy and laughter of saying “I do.” Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun side of weddings! 😄🎉

New funny wedding quotes 👇

4 days ago
Share →: Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Commentary:
That’s one way to share your fairy tale ending, plot twist included! 📚😂💔
1 week ago
Share →: Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Commentary:
Guess I’ll just flip a coin before tying the knot 🤔💍😂
3 weeks ago
Share →: Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, saving the planet, one yoghurt lid at a time while Venice gets its own airport! 🌍✈️😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Commentary:
"Wow, that's one way to RSVP 'Yes' with confidence! 🚀💍😂"
3 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Commentary:
🤵👀👰 The classic case of motherly mixed feelings — caught between being proud of your son and feeling slightly overlooked at the same time! Don't worry, Mom, you still hold a special place in his heart. Just remember, all eyes might be on the bride, but your son will always be your little boy! 💕 #MotherOfTheGroomDilemma
4 months ago
Share →: The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Commentary:
"Looks like people are finally realizing they can't dance their way out of doing the dishes! 💃🕺🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ #MarriageStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Commentary:
"Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast 🥂😅 #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved"
4 months ago
Share →: A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Commentary:
"Weddings are like a real-life game of musical chairs, but with hearts instead of chairs. Just remember, if you're feeling mischievous, there's always the 'should've been you' card to play. Just be prepared for some surprised looks and maybe a few awkward laughs!"
4 months ago
Share →: Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't risk falling in love and ending up in debt! 💔💸 Maybe we should just stick to awkward glances instead. 😂"
4 months ago
Share →: No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Commentary:
"Who needs flower petals when you have a chauffeur service, am I right? 🌸🚗 No kids, no problem! Keeping the wedding child-free and the flower girl worry-free. 😄 #UberGoals"