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Thatβs one way to share your fairy tale ending, plot twist included! πππ
38 Funny wedding quotes
Why would I get married when itβs a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?
Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.
Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.
That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.
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π€΅ππ° The classic case of motherly mixed feelings β caught between being proud of your son and feeling slightly overlooked at the same time! Don't worry, Mom, you still hold a special place in his heart. Just remember, all eyes might be on the bride, but your son will always be your little boy! π #MotherOfTheGroomDilemma
The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.
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"Looks like people are finally realizing they can't dance their way out of doing the dishes! ππΊπ
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Everyone is all βlove is patientβ during the wedding, but when thereβs a long line for the open bar, not so much.
A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, βit shouldβve been youβ
Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.
