36 Funny wedding quotes

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  14 hours ago

  Share →: Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, saving the planet, one yoghurt lid at a time while Venice gets its own airport! 🌍✈️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, that's one way to RSVP 'Yes' with confidence! 🚀💍😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

  Commentary:
  🤵👀👰 The classic case of motherly mixed feelings — caught between being proud of your son and feeling slightly overlooked at the same time! Don't worry, Mom, you still hold a special place in his heart. Just remember, all eyes might be on the bride, but your son will always be your little boy! 💕 #MotherOfTheGroomDilemma

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like people are finally realizing they can't dance their way out of doing the dishes! 💃🕺🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ #MarriageStruggles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

  Commentary:
  "Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast 🥂😅 #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

  Commentary:
  "Weddings are like a real-life game of musical chairs, but with hearts instead of chairs. Just remember, if you're feeling mischievous, there's always the 'should've been you' card to play. Just be prepared for some surprised looks and maybe a few awkward laughs!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't risk falling in love and ending up in debt! 💔💸 Maybe we should just stick to awkward glances instead. 😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs flower petals when you have a chauffeur service, am I right? 🌸🚗 No kids, no problem! Keeping the wedding child-free and the flower girl worry-free. 😄 #UberGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to dramatic gestures, timing is everything! 💍💀💔 #WeddingNoNos #FuneralFauxPas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this guy’s palm trees have bigger travel plans than most of us 🌴✈️💼 Perhaps his luggage is heavy because he’s packed everything but the kitchen sink for those Serengeti vibes! 😂🦒 #DestinationWeddingGoals #Eminem

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