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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Seen just now on X:

Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

Seen just now on Slack:

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

Just shared via WeChat:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Spotted on TikTok:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Just shared via Telegram:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Live now on Facebook:

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

Making waves on Slack:

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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60 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

73 shares on Threads this month:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

60 shares on Slack this month:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

15 shares on Threads this month:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

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This year, the feliz is not navidading.

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

Broadcasted on Threads:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

Spotted on Pinterest:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Spotted on Reddit:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Live now on Twitch:

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Just landed via Reddit:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

Shared recently on Twitch:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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