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Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Going bananas on Threads:

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

Trending via Threads:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Spotted on X:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Going bananas on TikTok:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Seen just now on YouTube:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Making waves on Instagram:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Just landed via Pinterest:

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

Trending via X:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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56 shares on Threads this month:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

24 shares on Facebook this month:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,401

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Going viral on WeChat:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Just shared via Telegram:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Live now on Messenger:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Spotted on Slack:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Seen just now on Slack:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Trending via WeChat:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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