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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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Funny Wonka quotes 🍫✨ are the perfect sprinkle of whimsy and wit to brighten your day! Whether you’re a chocolate lover or just here for the quirky charm, these clever lines from the iconic candy king will have you giggling like a kid in a candy shop 🍬😂. Get ready to dive into a world where imagination meets humor in the most delightful way! 🎩🍭

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

5 months ago

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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