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Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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301 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,570

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Updated

Jan 12, 2026

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Going viral on YouTube:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Just landed via Snapchat:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Spotted on Telegram:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Just shared via Twitch:

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

Just shared via YouTube:

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

94 shares on Threads this month:

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

81 shares on Discord this month:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

42 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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301 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,570

Funny Quotes Topics

17,628

Funny Quotes Images

15,570

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Going viral on Telegram:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Seen just now on Telegram:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Spotted on TikTok:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Breaking via Messenger:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Making waves on WeChat:

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

Just landed via Threads:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Live now on Discord:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

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