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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Making waves on Instagram:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Live now on Threads:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Live now on WeChat:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Broadcasted on Discord:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Reported on Messenger:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Trending via Threads:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Just shared via Slack:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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Breaking via TikTok:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Trending via Facebook:

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

Making waves on Twitch:

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

Trending via Pinterest:

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

Trending via Messenger:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

Making waves on Threads:

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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