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Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

God saw you do that.

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Spotted on WeChat:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Live now on Twitch:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Trending via Reddit:

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Trending via Reddit:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

Going viral on TikTok:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Spotted on Messenger:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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Going viral on Facebook:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Just landed via Threads:

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Going bananas on Telegram:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

Going viral on Discord:

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Just landed via Reddit:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Just shared via Twitch:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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