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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Just landed via Facebook:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

71 shares on X this month:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

75 shares on Slack this month:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

Making waves on Discord:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Spotted on YouTube:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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