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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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My recliner and I go way back.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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