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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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Half princess, half menace.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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