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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

Freshly posted on X:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Seen just now on Discord:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

33 shares on Telegram this month:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

82 shares on X this month:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Just landed via WeChat:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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