Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1832 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,994

Funny Quotes Topics

14,796

Funny Quotes Images

11,994

Updated

4 minutes ago

Users Online

3,432

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

Spotted on Telegram:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Spotted on TikTok:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Live now on WeChat:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Just landed via Facebook:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Breaking via Telegram:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Spotted on X:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Live now on Snapchat:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Just shared via X:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Home » Funny Youtube Ad Quotes

Funny YouTube ad quotes

New funny YouTube ad quotes 👇

For even more funny YouTube ad quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny YouTube ad quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1832 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,994

Funny Quotes Topics

14,796

Funny Quotes Images

11,994

Updated

4 minutes ago

Users Online

3,443

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Discord:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Breaking via TikTok:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Going viral on TikTok:

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Making waves on Reddit:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Broadcasted on X:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Breaking via Threads:

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴