Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging – waking up feeling like you've been practicing your bat pose all night 🦇😂 Who knew getting older would come with free neck pain as a bonus gift! Just part of the charming package deal, folks! 🎁 #AgingGracefully"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.
  • Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.
  • Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.
  • Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.
  • Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, bat, fun, getting, hanging, humor, morning, neck, neck pain, old, pain, sleep, upside, wake on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him. Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson. →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • back
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work
Proudly powered by WordPress