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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”