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"Girls just want one teeny-tiny thing from you – all your attention 🙇‍♂️👀! Well, it's not like they are asking for much, right? Just your undivided time, energy, and focus – easy peasy! 😅 #GirlPower 💁‍♀️"

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13 shares on X this month:

It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

93 shares on Threads this month:

One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

25 shares on Slack this month:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

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Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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