Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention. Posted on13 hours ago13 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGirls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back. My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over. Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always. Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth. The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.