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"Girls just want one teeny-tiny thing from you – all your attention 🙇‍♂️👀! Well, it's not like they are asking for much, right? Just your undivided time, energy, and focus – easy peasy! 😅 #GirlPower 💁‍♀️"

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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2 months ago

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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2 months ago

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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2 months ago

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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

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4 months ago

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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2 months ago

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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2 months ago

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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

93 shares on Slack this month:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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The government even made aliens boring.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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Breaking via Discord:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Going viral on Threads:

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Just shared via YouTube:

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

Breaking via Slack:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Live now on X:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Making waves on Slack:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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