Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.