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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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