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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

79 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Just landed via Messenger:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Live now on YouTube:

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Making waves on YouTube:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

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