Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

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I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.