“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian. God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.” If your god commands you to kill others, find another god. If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.