“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.
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"God has a plan for you!" 🙏 Oh really? Well, I've got a few suggestions for the big guy upstairs… ✍️ Maybe some more vacation days or a winning lottery ticket would be nice! 😜 #CollaborationGoals

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