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"Switching from summer to winter clothes: Easy peasy lemon squeezy! Changing from winter to summer clothes: More like panic mode activated! 😅🌞❄️ #wardrobeproblems"

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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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81 shares on TikTok this month:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

67 shares on Twitch this month:

Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

60 shares on X this month:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

52 shares on Slack this month:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

36 shares on X this month:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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Doctor said I am terminally chill.

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

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If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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Apple’s secret growth engine: vibe coders paying the $99 Apple Developer Program fee.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Keep the laugh going 😂

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

I need a massage for my brain.

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