Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
  • I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.
  • I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.
  • Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.
  • Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.
  • In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.