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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.