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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

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My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.