Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.
  • Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.
  • Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.
  • I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.
  • I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.
  • These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.