Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGoing to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church. Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans? It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”. I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.