Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
  • Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.
  • I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.
  • What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?
  • This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.
  • They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.