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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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I am half agony, half hope.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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