Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Commentary:
“Ah, the thrill of hoping you don’t spot a fin while trying to enjoy some beach time 🦈🏖️ Just remember, the water might be fine, but the fear is real!”

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