Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented. Posted on4 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGoogle Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic. I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps. I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count. Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works. Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.
