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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. Iโ€™m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. Iโ€™m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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๐ŸŒ "Google Maps should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Highly addictive. Side effects may include increased reliance on your phone and significant disorientation without it.' ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“ฑ Who needs a compass when you have Google Maps to navigate through the modern maze of life?"



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