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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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"Monday mornings got you feeling like you'd rather fake your own death than face the week ahead? πŸ˜…πŸ’» Just remember, disappearing from existence might not be the most practical solution… but we totally get the impulse! Hang in there, friend. It's just another manic Monday! 🌞"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dark, dark humor, death, erase, erase existence, existence, fake, fake death, Google, humor, Monday, morning, online, online search, own, procrastination, search on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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