Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.
  • I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.
  • Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?
  • If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
  • Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”
  • Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.