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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.