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"Who needs a Valentine when you've got your own best asset to admire? Remember, self-love starts with a firm grip – on your own butt! Embrace those buns of steel and show yourself some love!"

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

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Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

If love is the answer then what was the question?

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Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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