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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.