Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Wake me when AI does housework.
  • A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.
  • You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.
  • Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.
  • I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.
  • I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.