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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.