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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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I have a yearning disability.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.